Mary

To the tune of the song that the snotty nosed kids sing in Mary Poppins when they decide they want a whench instead of a nanny.

For all the girlfriends of the world from all the boyfriends of the world.

If you wish to be my Mrs,
Be a dear and do the dishes.
Make sure all the cleanings done,
don't forget to wipe your bum.

Always clean up after sex,
Fend off the Tyranno Rex.
Buy me stuff that I don't need,
Don't forget, prepare my feed.

A girlfriend is one who does what's said,
Not a girl who will think, or argue in bed.

Hurry up prepare his dinner,
If not my advice is Bin her.